when i was in elementary school this fucking bitch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the mother fucking jungle gym
11:20 pm • 8 March 2014 • 213,145 notes
i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go
11:19 pm • 8 March 2014 • 280,377 notes
when your mom comes home and you and your siblings didnt do anything she told you to do then she starts beating ass.
(Source: 2000ish, via stayy0ungandwild)
11:19 pm • 8 March 2014 • 184,073 notes
No, this is not the average tumblr picture. But that’s okay.
This is me and my father. He was hurt in Iraq in 2006. I just wanted to put this out there and show everybody what happens. Live’s are lost, and people get hurt. My Dad being one of them. He was seriously paralyzed. He can’t talk, move, or really anything. But I love him.
So do me a favor, show love, reblog?
My best friend and her daddy <3
Figured this would get no notes… /:
it wont “ruin” your blog.
I have a lot of respect for those who reblog this!<3
Being in the military its a must, lots of respect
(Source: smile-s0ftly, via cowboys-andangels)
11:18 pm • 8 March 2014 • 45,215 notes
“blow minds not dicks”
imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick
11:15 pm • 8 March 2014 • 188,698 notes
you have not experienced true panic until you come face to face with an overflowing toilet
at a friend’s house
During a fancy party.
And that’s the only bathroom.
And there’s a line.
what depths of hell did you guys spawn from
11:13 pm • 8 March 2014 • 112,751 notes