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“Let stand in microwave after cooking.”
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i’m a strong believer that not everything you do needs an explanation. if you want a tattoo, get one. if you rather stay home that night, it’s okay to miss that party. don’t forget that you’re living for yourself. you don’t owe anyone an explanation for your choices or preferences.
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Bromance at its finest
That chick in the back looks like she’s bitching someone out
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Male problems: When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up
you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts
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half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
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| 1. What is your best friends name? |
| 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? |
| 3. What are you listening to right now? |
| 4. Whats your favorite number? |
| 5. What was the last thing you ate? |
| 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? |
| 7. How is the weather right now? |
| 8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? |
| 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? |
| 10. Do you have a significant other? |
| 11. Favorite TV show? |
| 12. Siblings? |
| 13. Height? |
| 14. Hair color? |
| 15. Eye Color? |
| 16. Do you wear contacts? |
| 17. Favorite Holiday? |
| 18. Month? |
| 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? |
| 20. What was the last movie you watched? |
| 21. Favorite Day of the Year? |
| 22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? |
| 23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)? |
| 24. Hugs or Kisses? |
| 25. Chocolate or Vanilla? |
| 26. Do you want your friends to respond to this? |
| 27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you? |
| 28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you? |
| 29. What books are you reading? |
| 30. Piercings? |
| 31. Favorite movies? |
| 32. Favorite football Team? |
| 33. What are you doing right now? |
| 34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? |
| 37. Dogs or cats? |
| 38. Favorite flower? |
| 39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do? |
| 40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex? |
| 41. Have you ever loved someone? |
| 42. Who would you like to see right now? |
| 43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten? |
| 44. Have you ever fired a gun? |
| 45. Do you like to travel by plane? |
| 46. Right-handed or Left-handed? |
| 47. How many pillows do you sleep with? |
| 48. Are you missing someone? |
| 49. Do you have a tattoo? |
| 50. Anybody on Tumblr that you'd go on a date with? |
| Sean Kingston: | ♪She's indecisive♫ |
| Me: | What does that mean? |
| Sean Kingston: | ♬She can't decide♩ |
| Me: | Thanks |